So a new species of snake (Pseudocerastes urarachnoides) was recently discovered in southern Iran.
Its common name is the spider-tailed horned viper because its tail is literally a fucking spider. This salty motherfucker has a spider (well, a VERY convincing spider-shaped lure) for a tail. I’d try to get on its level but I don’t know if that’s even possible.
Spider snake. Snake spider. Nature isn’t even in the neighborhood of fucking around.
Oh hells no!!
"We’re watching a video for class today."
"Hopefully it works, because I was having problems with it this morning."
"Alright, I can’t get it to work, pull out your text books."
"Read pages 298 to 321."
"Answer questions 16 to 45 on page 322."
"Make sure you answer A through F on each question in complete sentences."
"Complete what you don’t finish for homework."
When you run into your favorite cousin at the family function …
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